Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Jim Morrison is dead!

Jim Morrison was just found dead in a cemetery in Paris. Apparently, he has suffocated under tons of offerings which were placed over his grave by thousands of fans all around the world. The French police has no clue as to when the death occurred, only that it was about three days ago. Millions of fans have already paid their last tribute to the rockstar, who enchanted generations with his vibrant and yet sad songs.

James Douglas Morrison, as his mother used to call him, was born in Melbourne, FL, in 1943. He was the lead singer and composer for one of the greatest phenomena in rock history, the band known as The Doors. Songs like Spanish Caravan, Light my Fire, People Are Strange and House of the Rising Sun certainly won't be forgotten by his fans all around the world.

The funeral is being held in the chapel of the cemetery. His comrades from The Doors rendered tribute to the great composer earlier this morning, as well as many celebrities from various branches of the art industry, all connected by the same feeling of irreparable loss. Jim Morrison was widely known by his outstanding ability to form bonds with people around him, and now is a moment when this ability reveals itself in a palpable way.

May his soul finally find the peace it was denied in life.
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

One More Lousy Blog is back!

Straight from the ashes we rise again with our usual and meaningless ways of employing the slavers' language, this lower form of German we're used to call "English".

As we have predicted before, Barack Obama has become the new President of the World. This outstanding prediction should place us from OMLB at a top-notch position as political analysts and intellectuals, amongst other renowned names, such as Noam Chomsky, Eric Hobsbawm, Joseph Stiglitz, Deepak Chopra, George Foreman and Dan Brown. It's only a matter of time before someone recognizes the indisputable value of our writings and decides to make a shitload of money for themselves and for us.

In a few days, we'll be posting all about the current economic crisis, which we ALSO have predicted long ago! If we HAD any money in stocks, we wouldn't have lost any of it! A pity no one paid heed to our constant warnings. So, keep comin' and we'll keep givin' ya tips ye won't forget!
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