By the way, very wise is the policy of not telling that the Prince's accommodations are located in the following UTM coordinates: 689908.73m L and 3624855.81m N! The Muslims would make short work out of him!
What drives a 23 year-old British royal family member to a country such as Iraq? Does he wish to overcome the ultimate GARDENING challenge in a distant, barren wasteland, a feat that is required to celebrate a boy's passage into adulthood in England?
Or perhaps he was told of the tales of King Arthur as a child, and wants to make his way into eternity as the knight in beige armor that united England under one banner (whatever that is)? Perhaps he seeks the legendary Excalibur, guarded by the Lady of the Formerly Very Wet Lake? Perhaps it was the lure of a Morganna, oh dark Morganna, he was promised to find in Iraq by National Geographic magazine? We'll never know the reasons behind this flagrantly demagogic action. I just worry that, because of the Brits' bad example, we won't be able to apply the label of "populist" to every Latin American government actually supported by the people and not by our secret organizations! We "firstworlders" must always have hateful and distant rulers to demonstrate our superiority and the health of our democracies, so that we can impose inferior and unhealthy democracies in otherworldly countries...
Besides, that country is a place for OUR immigrants. Why does a Prince do the job a mexican could do much better?
The "Bullet Magnet", as his fellow soldiers nicknamed him, should leave Iraq right away!
(Oh, so he's not in Iraq? He is in Afghanistan? Damn! I always mix up these places. I must constantly remember myself that Baghdad is the capital of Saudi Arabia, for example. Well, no harm done, it's all the same)
Look at a picture of the Prince's fine quarters in Ira... Afghanistan:
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