Wednesday, February 27, 2008

McCain is the choice of every good American!

McCain is definitely the best choice for America. It's crispy, tasty and it comes in various shapes and sizes to satisfy you in every way. Children will be delighted to eat their favorite cartoon character with a very special potato taste!

In a nation where obesity is an epidemic, we also worry about the healthiness of the foods we produce! McCain Crispy Chips only have two ingredients: selected potatoes of the finest quality and sunflower oil, which is very healthy for you and your family. You don't need to fry the potatoes all over again! Just stick the bag inside the oven and voilà! Crispy delicious 'tatoes ready to be devoured!

We are proud to offer only the best in terms of industrially fried potatoes. But the best thing is that we don't call them "French Fries"! We call them Freedom Fries! Yes, that's right. McCain potatoes are being distributed freely to the brave soldiers in Iraq. We have a strong sense of social responsibility. We also send over 15 tons of frozen "Freedom Fries" to Africa! One of you may ask: "but how can the Africans taste the crispy and tasty McCain Frozen Potatoes in all their crispiness and tastiness if they don't have the technology to produce ovens?". We thought the same thing and, along with the 15 tons of chips, we have also sent 100 ovens! Africa is a bit less deficient in 7 types of vitamins, 12 amino acids and HDL cholesterol (which is good for our blood vessels) thanks to the efforts of McCain Corporation and, especially, thanks to you, our client!

Join the McCain Mania and buy yourself some of the finest previously fried potato chips! Our goal is to make your life easier, healthier and tastier!

Hey, look! Even Mr. Future President can't escape the McCain Mania! -->

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA.

(okok, eu páro de comentar. isso aqui tem caráter altamente confidencial. hahaha. =P)

 
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