Sunday, December 21, 2008

Scientists prove humanity sucks

Yeah, that's it. Scientists have found strong evidence to support what I always knew: the human being is a crawling contraption designed to the sole purpose of inflicting pain upon its own species; the apex of Nature's creativity, as it is life capable of denying the very rules which no other living being ever broke.

Studies show that, under certain conditions, ANY person can behave as an instrument of evil. All that is required is an order and the belief in the legitimacy of the person issuing the command. In a recreation of the classic Stanley Milgram's experiment, an absolute majority of test subjects were (again) incapable of questioning a fake experiment in which they were led to believe they were applying increasingly stronger electric shocks to another person, trusting the absolute legitimacy currently owned by Science and guys in white coats. Now THAT's how Hitler did what he did.

I'm not in the mood to create a logical sequence between the first and the second paragraphs of this post, so just pretend the connection is there. And I'm sorry there are absolutely no jokes in this post, but the news are grim indeed, if a bit old, are they not, oh friend who treads under the storms of the darkest of nights?

This bunch of crap came from here.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

For our amusement, grasping the burbling obvious since i got my upper teeth smashed and severe injuries on my left jaw proceeding an useless arguing about the power of non-futile aspects of pacific resistance: "Scientists prove humanity sucks". Humanity proves blogs sucks. Certain blogs prove Walrus is a degenerated midia product based on vice re-based on Lennon's masterpiece and re-designed to enslave our poor comprehension of life. Period.

Anonymous said...

Hey boy, there ain't gonna be any other teeth left in yer dirty mouth if ya don't get the hell outta here.

The name's Eggman. Walrus Eggman. I was born the same day the atom bomb fell over Hiroshima. I fought in Vietnam. Don't you be teasing me, boy, or I'm gonna smash yer face real hard.

Anonymous said...

Definitivamente, o blog mais moderno do mundo.

Anonymous said...

É, Tisserant, vai se ferrar! O mundo se divide entre os que lêem esse blog e os que não lêem!

 
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